Remember how I gave Ben fish? (See "How to get someone to fail out of seminary or go bankrupt" from May 2005) I am taking care of these fish for him while he is at school. So I got him more fish. Two more fish actually.
I have now learned that comet goldfish are evil. They ate the guppy. All of it. Not a trace of poor Maria left. Friday they were all getting along just fine and by Sunday there were only three fish swimming in their tank.
What kind of sick fish eat their friends?!?!?!? Fish are friends, not food!
I am thoroughly disgusted with Fred and Hosea. Friend eaters!