I don't know why blogger deleted my post about grocery shopping at the completly suburban store; it must have not liked it. To blogger I say, "I hate you."
I also would like to take this time to write a letter.
I am beginning to not like you. But I probably like you more than the people who stepped in your dog's poop. We all thank you.
Please come to the Get To Know Your Neighbors Party that we are throwing so we can express to you how much we like you. Please also bring the neighbor-who-leaves-beer-bottles-in-the-bushes. We want to thank them too.
Your friendly neighbor,