Andi: Ben and I can take the truck up there tonight.
Mom: You could sit in the middle next to him. How cute. Do you have a tube top?
Andi: I could knock out a tooth and bleach my hair too.
Mom: You should take the dog...
Andi: You're right. We would have to have a dog.
A couple minutes later I called my mom back because I realized something:
Andi: Oh wait. I have to drive cuz Ben can't drive a stick shift. He'll have to wear the tube top
Mom: [laughing hysterically]