My roommate and I are toilet paper snobs. This past week I walked into the apartment with what my roommate thought was a 24 pack of AngelSoft to which she replied,"That's not AngelSoft is it?"
"No. It's paper towels."
"Good. I was trying to figure out how to tell you that I was not putting that in bathroom. It's like 1 ply sandpaper."
And she is absolutely right.