Ben: "Yeah. I just wish it was a king. I could use a little more room."
"What are you talking about? I woke up this morning and was amazed at how much room I had. The bed is huge."
"Show me how much room you had."
"See tons of room."
"YOU ARE TAKING YOUR HALF OUT OF THE MIDDLE OF THE BED!"
Later that same day:
Ben: "So I took a nap this afternoon and it was really nice to lay on my right side without worrying about falling off the bed."