How we make this marriage work...

Me: "So the bed's comfy enough for you?"

Ben: "Yeah. I just wish it was a king. I could use a little more room."

"What are you talking about? I woke up this morning and was amazed at how much room I had. The bed is huge."

"Show me how much room you had."

This is where I demonstrate how I was sleeping

"See tons of room."

"YOU ARE TAKING YOUR HALF OUT OF THE MIDDLE OF THE BED!"

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Later that same day:

Ben: "So I took a nap this afternoon and it was really nice to lay on my right side without worrying about falling off the bed."